Classroom Haiku

Oh, little children
Why do you like Hot Cheetos
The world is orange

Little girl in class
You say “You look really weird”
I lack mascara

Classroom grammar book
I’m not sure you understand
What synonym means

Please, no more Red Bull
Or Monster Energy Drinks
Your heart will explode

You ask me my age
You ask if I am eighty
Yes, I say, I am

Don’t pick your nose here
Even though I am reading
I can still see you

The Most Spectacular of Photo-Bombs.

The events that led to this photograph were quite serendipitous indeed.
They came together to create a really quite scenic and perfectly executed photo bomb. Northern and I decided it really provided a quite telling picture of our fabled sassy-ness.

Northern and Southern B's photobombing Boyfriend (Southern's) while Fly-Fishing.

For more photo bombs, please visit:
Photo Bomb
Some can be slightly (or completely) distasteful or NSFW.

Medieval War Puggle.

Ask and ye shall receive.

So after the last "Pugs of War" post, I sent my little sister the picture. She saw it and texted me: "You are so weird. That is an awesome picture."

My mom saw it and said "What is wrong with you?"

I showed Boyfriend, and he said I should have made one with Medieval armor and weapons. I tried to put something on his back like a giant shield or something, but it didn't look right. If anyone has any suggestions for future Puggles of War let me know.

May I present Henry, Medieval War Puggle.